Bath Salts, the Most Dangerous Drug on Earth, to Be Outlawed in Maryland

When I first read about people snorting “bath salts” and then acting as though they were on super-PCP, my first selfish response was, “Oh, no. Now Epsom salts will be outlawed, and they’ll be no post-workout soaks for me.”

But I need not have worried. So called “bath salts,” which actually contain not salt but a mixture of plutonium, battery acid, and methyldioxybraindamage (or some such things), are sold over the counter. Their soon-to-be illegal status will not block the sale of  Epsom salt.

Judy van der Velden